Kobe Bryant, he of drawn out and forced goodbye that adversely affects his team/city/sport, is the militia of irrational ranchers who have taken non-strategic administrative buildings at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge in Oregon. And we the fans, of benign nonjudgment, are the American public who have to watch these jamokes waste our precious and dwindling … More Kobe and the Oregon Militia
Can we as a country unanimously agree that the Scott Van Pelt-helmed SportsCenter is terrible? From the logo to the terrible music to the guests to the snarky swagger of a middle aged white man clinging to his youth, let’s just agree that it’s terrible. You can still watch it if you want, but let’s just agree … More Scott Van Pelt’s SportsCenter is Not Good
Los Angeles Lakers general manager Mitch Kupchak told season ticket holders that the franchise “cannot move on” until Kobe Bryant leaves at the end of the season. The exec of one of the most valuable franchises on earth went on to say that “this is a year that’s dedicated to Kobe and his farewell,” which proves that … More Power Kobe
With reports that Chip Kelly was partly fired for making Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie reschedule his prized holiday party because Coach refused to attend on a Monday, we only have one thing to say: the War on Christmas is real. And everyone involved is an aggressor. Kelly disrespected the man who gave him absolute power … More Philly’s War on Christmas is No Joke
Behold, the greatest Wikipedia entry out there: Yes, that’s right. Rick Fox, the former NBA playboy and husband of Vanessa Williams, who also at one point thought this was a good, non-sleazy look made a baller move and paid a million dollars for the dream squad of Froggen, Hard, Keith, KFO and Baby. Looks like we’ve … More Rick Fox Wins Again
The thing about this Carly Fiorina tweet is this: it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. Love my alma mater, but rooting for a Hawkeyes win today. #RoseBowl — Carly Fiorina (@CarlyFiorina) January 1, 2016 As background, Candidate Fiorina is a Stanford alum, and they were playing the University of Iowa in a much-anticipated bowl … More Carly Fiorina’s Tweet is Actually Good
The College Football Playoff New Year’s Eve scheduling debacle happened exactly as it needed to: with greedy ass officials trying to force something down our dumbass throats and having it instead blow up in their dumbass faces. With ratings at 60% of where they were last year (when they were spectacular), it should come as … More CFP: We Must Expect Better From Our Terrible Programming Overlords
In pursuit of a suspect in Brooklyn last week, six NYPD officers fired 84 shots at a man yet hit him only once. Proving correct the old adage “You miss 98.8% of the shots you do take.”
The unemployment rate in the United States has fallen to a seven year low of 5.1%, meaning that only 5.1% of Americans have yet to start driving for Uber.
The Supreme Court refused to allow a county clerk in Kentucky who objects to same-sex marriage on religious grounds to continue denying marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples. And in a surprising twist, the court further ruled that the clerk had to join all the same-sex marriages as a third spouse.