With reports that Chip Kelly was partly fired for making Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie reschedule his prized holiday party because Coach refused to attend on a Monday, we only have one thing to say: the War on Christmas is real.
And everyone involved is an aggressor. Kelly disrespected the man who gave him absolute power and absolutely millions of dollars over a holiday party. Lurie fired someone over saying that the holiday party would get in the way of the work that he was hired with a lot of money to do. And Eagles fans are just generally aggressive.
Here’s to a more civil War on Christmas in 2016 and beyond. We have way too many other things to worry about.