Philly’s War on Christmas is No Joke

With reports that Chip Kelly was partly fired for making Philadelphia Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie reschedule his prized holiday party because Coach refused to attend on a Monday, we only have one thing to say: the War on Christmas is real.

And everyone involved is an aggressor. Kelly disrespected the man who gave him absolute power and absolutely millions of dollars over a holiday party. Lurie fired someone over saying that the holiday party would get in the way of the work that he was hired with a lot of money to do. And Eagles fans are just generally aggressive.

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Here’s to a more civil War on Christmas in 2016 and beyond. We have way too many other things to worry about.


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