Carly Fiorina’s Tweet is Actually Good

The thing about this Carly Fiorina tweet is this: it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

As background, Candidate Fiorina is a Stanford alum, and they were playing the University of Iowa in a much-anticipated bowl game featuring the unofficial best player in college football.

In the process of these 67 characters, she has shown herself to be a terrible turncoat as well as someone who possesses the necessary qualities to be president of our fucked up country. The only person who can lead this place is someone who can sell out their people for a more immediately-valuable group of people – and not bat an eye about it.

We salute you, Carly Fiorina. You are a terrible person, but would probably make a wonderful president.


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