Joke time p. 315

In pursuit of a suspect in Brooklyn last week, six NYPD officers fired 84 shots at a man yet hit him only once. Proving correct the old adage “You miss 98.8% of the shots you do take.”

Joke time p. 313

The Supreme Court refused to allow a county clerk in Kentucky who objects to same-sex marriage on religious grounds to continue denying marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples. And in a surprising twist, the court further ruled that the clerk had to join all the same-sex marriages as a third spouse.