Joke time p. 312

Hard-living golfer John Daly is recovering from a collapsed lung after collapsing on a golf course over the weekend. In related news, John Daly’s collapsed lung is recovering from a John Daly after being in his body for 49 years.

John Daly, of Dardanelle, Ark., smokes a cigarette while he waits to tee off on the second hole during the first round of the 100th U.S. Open Golf Championship at the Pebble Beach Golf Links in Pebble Beach, Calif., Thursday, June 15, 2000. Daly wound up taking a 14 on the 18th hole and withdrew from the tournament. He shot a 12-over 83 on the day.  (AP Photo/Matt York)


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