Joke time p. 279

Taco Bell is now serving deep-fried donut holes filled with milk icing in certain test markets. “Our team toiled for years to make beef incompatible with the human body. Milk is just the obvious next animal protein to make completely toxic to our insides. And we couldn’t be more thrilled about the challenge,” said CEO Tubs “Diabetes” McGee.


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