Joke time p. 140

Oprah Winfrey was reportedly horrified when the driver of her SUV ran over a woman’s foot in Miami. Yeah, and she was so horrified that the woman will be getting A NEW SHOE! And A NEW FOOT! And A NEW CAR! And A NEW HOUSE! And A NEW VACATION HOUSE! And A NEW SHOW ON THE OWN NETWORK!


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