Joke time p. 127

It’s come out that sandwich chain Jimmy John’s is requiring all employees – including sandwich makers and delivery drivers – to sign non-compete agreements, barring them from working for competitors for two years.

And in related news, Indian restaurants everywhere have been requiring all employees to sign naan-compete agreements, barring them from making any excuses in their quest to make the most perfect and delicious oven-baked flatbreads that they possibly can.


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