Joke time p. 118

Kenyans finished in the three top spots in the Chicago Marathon today, proving once again that even on our home turf, Americans just aren’t very good at doing long-term things.

*clears throat*

The War on Drugs.

*clears throat even longer*

Equal pay for women.

*clears throat for like 10 seconds*

Racial equality.

*clears throat for a comically long time*

Ensuring a livable planet for future generations by addressing climate change in a real, susta– Oh wait the NFL is on!! Yes!!! Go Seahawks!


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