Kenyans finished in the three top spots in the Chicago Marathon today, proving once again that even on our home turf, Americans just aren’t very good at doing long-term things.
The War on Drugs.
*clears throat even longer*
Equal pay for women.
*clears throat for like 10 seconds*
*clears throat for a comically long time*
Ensuring a livable planet for future generations by addressing climate change in a real, susta– Oh wait the NFL is on!! Yes!!! Go Seahawks!