Joke time p. 71

A man who was biking from Maryland to Florida to propose to his girlfriend was murdered by a homeless man. Reports that the suspect was just a time-traveling version of the victim’s future self, who traveled back to save himself from a boring life where he’d no longer be able to just pick up and bike down the east coast because “I don’t know, why the hell not?”, have yet to be confirmed. 


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