Joke time p. 66

New Yorkers were horrified to learn that there were over 20 sightings of bedbugs on subways last month. Never one to back down, a gruff bedbug from the Bronx said “You think we’re on these disgusting trains by choice? Carry me onto an Uber next time you filthy cheapskate animals!” 


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