A new report says that 4 out of 5 Broadway musicals fail to ever fully recoup their costs, while 5 out of 5 Broadway stars fail to ever fully regain their fathers’ respect.
Some of the most popular pieces of contraband in North Korea are soap operas that have been smuggled into the country. Well, they do have a conjoined twin with whom they have fighting with for decades, so I can see why they’d be drawn to the genre.
The Army released a report today which said that Fort Hood lacked a system that could have anticipated last April’s deadly rampage. However, in order to change perceptions of shoddy security protocols, the report recommends they do change their name to Fort No Hood.
A dead whale has been found under a downtown Seattle ferry dock. Showing that Boston clearly doesn’t fuck around when the Pats make it to the Super Bowl.
Ventilation fans are being blamed for drawing smoke into the Washington subway car where one person died and over 80 others were hospitalized last week. This confirms what many people have been saying for years: that DC fans are the absolute worst.
A front page New York Times headline about last night’s State of the Union reads “Confident President Pushes a Broad Agenda in Congress”, which seems like a super passive-aggressive way of talking about equal pay for women in the workplace.
Researchers in Japan have found that dried salmon semen can be used to extract rare earth elements from waste. And research at my house has found that dried salmon semen can be used to extract unwanted dinner guests.