Joke time p. 205

Cuban President Raul Castro said today that the US must respect Cuba’s communist system as the countries work toward normalizing relations. In response, President Obama said that Cuba must respect Jack In The Box’s new Spicy Sriracha Burger when it inevitably gets to Havana, because it’s “pretty damn hot.”


Joke time p. 200

Pope Francis has supported Rome’s bid for the 2024 Olympic Games with the hopes of having the Vatican be one of the host venues. So if this does happen, when athletes thank god after a victory, those words may actually be heard.