In an ill-conceived joke, a self-proclaimed comedian has been arrested for pointing a banana like a gun at two police officers. While most people would say this guy’s a hack for relying on a trite comedic device like a banana, I say he’s a hack for making a joke out of potassium.
The FDA will announce long-delayed calorie labeling rules today. The new regulations will require establishments that sell prepared foods and have over 20 locations to post the caloric content of food on their menus. Which is good in theory, but we need to remember that Americans are really bad at math.
Law enforcement in Ferguson says it’s prepared for anything and everything once a grand jury decision is announced today in the Michael Brown shooting.
Prepared for anything and everything? Psssh. No one can truly prepare for the emotions that arrive with the announcement that Ty Pennington and the whole Extreme Makeover: Home Edition team have chosen to help out your town.
Government geologists think they’ve discovered the fault responsible for a massive 1872 quake that rattled seven Western states. And under heavy Republican pressure, they’ve officially dubbed it “Obama’s Fault”.
College students across California are planning walkouts today to protest proposed tuition hikes in the UC system. Organizers say they would have done driveouts – but they all had to sell their cars to pay for school.
A deer that ran inside an Indiana Wal-Mart died after being tased by security officers this week. The deer’s family released a statement which read “In no way did we expect this sort of thing at a Wal-Mart. Target, yes. But we thought this was a safe place.”
As many orchestras struggle in this economy, they’re taking a page from the corporate world and beginning to downsize by shedding musicians.
Hark! Can you hear that beautiful sound!? Probably not – as it’s coming from the world’s smallest violin section.