Postseason baseball kicked off last night as the Kansas City Royals beat the Oakland Athletics in a sudden-death wild card game. However, with Ebola’s new emergence on the scene, everyone can now take part in a sudden-death wild card game.
Microsoft has announced that its next operating system will be Windows 10 and that they will skip over version 9. Which can only mean one thing: that Windows 9 has already died from Ebola.
RIP Windows 9.
A film adaptation of the classic video game “Tetris” is reportedly in the works. It’s taking a bit longer to release than the filmmakers anticipated, as every time all the pieces seem to fit together perfectly the financing just vanishes into thin air.
Iraq’s military has begun a campaign to re-enlist troops who had previously deserted so that they can join the fight against ISIS.
Experts are calling it a critical first step on the path towards them deserting again.
The founder of Australian band AC/DC has recently left the group. The official word is that it’s because of illness, but the word on the street is that he’s just searching for a new outlet.
A group of five scientists have confessed to sneaking Bob Dylan lyrics into their research for the past 17 years. Which explains why much of their work is garbled and, at times, impossible to understand.
The Irish navy has found $100 million worth of cocaine on a yacht sailing off their coast. Officials said it was the easiest bust ever, as the boat had recently started wearing a leather jacket, grown a mustache and bought a muscle car.