To tackle inflation, Russia’s central bank will be raising its interest rate to 9.5% and hitting the gym at, like, 110%.
A Utah man has been charged with harassing an owl while on a motorized paraglider. Well apparently what some people call “harassing” other people call “teaching owls a much-needed lesson.”
The infamous Maine nurse has defied her Ebola quarantine order by going on a bike ride. Well, we’ve done it, America. We are now a place where civil disobedience is just going outdoors for a few minutes.
A river of slow-moving lava could destroy dozens of homes on Hawaii’s Big Island in the coming days. But I mean, who would have ever guessed that homes on an island literally created entirely by lava could ever be in this crazy predicament?
A British woman underwent a radical new surgery where her foot was attached backward to replace her lost knee after having her lower leg amputated. While she is doing fine in recovery, the guy who just discovered that “this is kind of my thing, sexually” is having more difficulty adjusting to his new reality.
Representative Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) claims that the Obama administration is exploring plans to bring non-U.S. citizens infected with Ebola to America for treatment. Which really makes you think, just how white were Goodlatte’s ancestors that they ended up with that name?
Photos of Americans wearing Ray Rice Halloween costumes, oftentimes dragging a doll symbolizing his wife and domestic abuse victim Janay Rice, have steadily been surfacing. When reached for comment, an ISIS spokesman said “Oh my. Really? That’s…that’s just over the line. Even by our standards.”