Joke time p. 143

A British woman underwent a radical new surgery where her foot was attached backward to replace her lost knee after having her lower leg amputated. While she is doing fine in recovery, the guy who just discovered that “this is kind of my thing, sexually” is having more difficulty adjusting to his new reality.

Joke time p. 142

Representative Bob Goodlatte (R-VA) claims that the Obama administration is exploring plans to bring non-U.S. citizens infected with Ebola to America for treatment. Which really makes you think, just how white were Goodlatte’s ancestors that they ended up with that name?

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Joke time p. 141

Photos of Americans wearing Ray Rice Halloween costumes, oftentimes dragging a doll symbolizing his wife and domestic abuse victim Janay Rice, have steadily been surfacing. When reached for comment, an ISIS spokesman said “Oh my. Really? That’s…that’s just over the line. Even by our standards.”